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How Stupid are The Congress and  Senate?

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel agent with 30 years experience. Should we be worried?
Stupid Congress & Senate as seen by Travel Agent

This making the rounds in election year...Obama is not a card carrying socialist ...that is a fact for the ones who believe it.  Having said that, I couldn't find this one on snopes yet, but I will believe it when a professor and his class stand up and say yes we did this...still, it makes a good enough story for me to post.  the college classroom socialism experiment

 

Journal

"This is awesome!" Jon Stewart exclaimed. "A Mormon gambling with an Evangelical over who's the bigger liar! Are there any commandments left?"

I was obsessed with politics in the '80s. I've recovered and I'm feeling much better now thank you.

Steven Van Zant 
 

On Corporations involvement in government and lobbying

The corporation has but one obligation, which is to increase profits for it's shareholders by any legal means necessary by the next fiscal quarter.

They have no moral, patriotic, social, environmental, generational or even sustainable responsibility. They have only a short-term economic mandate and their only responsibility to society is to stay within the law to accomplish it.

Steven Van Zant 
 

The manipulation, aided by a very willing media also owned by the corporations, has made things easier beginning with what has become the amazing Orwellian staple of every newscast, selling the public on the lie that the Dow has somehow become America's scoreboard!

We're all hypnotized, rooting for them like they're our home team at a football game, cheering for THEIR scoreboard mindlessly forgetting WE'RE THE AWAY TEAM!!

Steven Van Zant 
 

LZ Granderson of CNN on Hillary Clinton possibly joining the Obama Ticket for 2012. “This would not be Obama pulling a John McCain, selecting someone who isn't qualified in hopes of injecting fresh blood into a struggling campaign. If Clinton had to take over the presidency, I think many people on both sides can agree that scenario would be much more desirable than one in which Sarah Palin was running the show. In fact, comparing Clinton's pedigree to Palin's or GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann's is like comparing an oak tree to a handful of seaweed.” 
 
 

George Allen on lawmakers.   "sanctimonious social engineers" 
 

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.

Rick Perry Fact File
Nobody is a tougher Cowboy than the Man From Texas


There is no such thing as a lesbian, just women who have not met Rick Perry.

Fact: Rick Perry's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he's never cried.

Rick Perry's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

Rick Perry's organ donation card, also lists his hair.

4 out of 5 doctors recommend Rick Perry. Also, in totally unrelated news, 20% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Rick Perry heads outside and brands his cattle.

Rick Perry has never lost a sock. Ever.

There is no "Control" button on Rick Perry's computer. Rick Perry is always in control.

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Rick Perry is never, ever the rotten egg.

Rick Perry came and he gave without taking. But you pushed him away. Oh, Mandy.

When Rick Perry was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Lesson learned. Never slap Rick Perry.

Aliens DO exist. It's just that they know better than to visit a planet Rick Perry inhabits.

Rick Perry lives vicariously through himself.

Rick Perry once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now referred to simply as "the islands"

When Rick Perry opens a pack of Twix, there are three.

As a boy, Rick Perry interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the precise location and contents of each hidden egg.

Rick Perry has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Rick Perry really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

Some kids urinate their names in the snow. Rick Perry can urinate his name into concrete. He just chooses not to.

Rick Perry does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Rick Perry did all the make-up on the Planet of the Apes movies.

Rick Perry understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Rick Perry ghostwrites all the articles for Garden & Gun magazine

Rick Perry was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us who have to fight for it

Rick Perry impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls "an authentic" Merry-Go-Round.

Rick Perry's blood type is WD-40

Rick Perry can peel potatoes with his eyelids.

Rick Perry shoots dangerous wild animals on his jogs.

On his birthday, Rick Perry randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Rick Perry just saved a kitten from a tree while Jon Huntsman was talking

Time slows down whenever Rick Perry speaks

AT&T does not drop Rick Perry's Cell Calls

Perry's car once ran out of gas. After pistol whipping it for 10 min it started back up. He's never had to fill it up since

 

 


RANT on Republicans Chances vs Obama and the September 7 Reagan Library Debate (from http://2012commonsense.blogspot.com/ )

Huntsman Won The Debate
I watched the republican debate from the Reagan Library on September 7th, 2011 and I am a bit perplexed as to why Jon Huntsman hasn't gained traction in the presidential polls.

He is the embodiment of what this blog is about as the campaign heats up. COMMON SENSE.  At this point I'd add, COME ON SENSE, meaning, Come On ...what are you not getting about Huntsman ?

I think the groundswell of Perry support will crumble in the face of his backwoods hick "don't tell me how to think or what to say" mentality.  The firm beliefs of the Texas governor are admirable for being just that, but if it  doesn't come back to bite him in the ass I will be very surprised and will begin to believe the GOP is hell bent on handing Obama the chance ice cubes chance in hell he so desperately needs.

If they would elect a common sense moderate, the republicans would get the votes of all the pissed off Dems and currently right swinging and fed up with Obama independents.  The man the GOP needs seems to be John Huntsman in every way shape and form.   Huntsman is correct that if the Tea Party gets so enamored with Perry or anyone else that embodies the current "anti-science" stance of some, they will appear uneducated and dogmatic, and become a laughing stock that loses in 2012, and can make history for missing a wide open slam dunk of an opportunity. 


In my eyes, Huntsman may not have gotten the biggest applause, and perhaps isn't as charismatic as some, but was the clear winner for anyone who watched and scored on honesty, integrity, and appeal to a mainstream, common sense middle.


10 Facts About NFL Running Back Reggie Bush

1-Middle name is "Alfred" and he is Reginald Alfred "Reggie" Bush II (born March 2, 1985)

2-He wasn't "stripped" of the Heisman...he voluntarily gave it back, while not admitting wrongdoing. Even OJ Simpson never gave up his Heisman.

3-He has been traded to the Miami Dolphins for the 2011 season

4-While not statistically at the top of the NFL, he is second only to Peyton Manning in endoresment deals, pulling in 5 million annually.

5-On January 4, 2006, Bush and Matt Leinart became the first pair of Heisman Trophy winners to play together in a single game, against Texas in the Rose Bowl.

6-He used to date Kim Kardashian

7-He was ranked #24 on ESPN's 25 Greatest Players in College Football list

8-In the 2005 season, Bush had 2,611 all-purpose yards and scored 18 touchdowns

9-He attended Helix High School in La Mesa CA and played for Pete Carroll at USC

10-He was born in San Diego March 2, 1985

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GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

COFFEE,CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

See the Rest Here.


Ten Facts about Dani Shay --the outstanding Justin Bieber Look Alike from Americas Got Talent

 

1- She premiered on the Houston auditions show May 8th 2011 on NBC Americas Got Talent where she got three Yes's from Judges Pierce Morgan, Howie Mandel and Sharon Osborne. and is going to Vegas.

2-Her music is published and auditioned at her myspace page http://www.myspace.com/danishay

3-Her Bieber Parody is called "What the Hell," and is a take off on Baby Baby Baby by Justin Bieber.  It's on YOUTUBE at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ru84WuSfpQ

4-She hopes to meet Bieber on the Ellen Show

5-She has been writing music since at least 2006, more seriously since 2008.

6-Her great line as seen on AGT was "No Justin Beiber looks like ME"

7-She is also known on the interenet for covering Love The Way You Lie by Enimem

8- Her Twitter is @dannishay

9-Her official website is http://danishay.com/

10-Her download only album is called "Rise From The Dead"


GINA GERSHON as Sarah Palin in a bikini with a Rifle
 ..don't get any better than that.

Movie Quote of The Month


The Hypocrisy of the Virginia General Assembly

 
Lets get this straight> Republicans ..be they in Washington, or anywhere else, oppose what they call Obama Care because it is  for their taste "socialism"  and  is unconstitutional because it requires one to be required to carry insurance.  THEN , in an ultimate act of hypocrisy, are now requiring Virginia business owners to carry protection for autistic children in their company insurance.   Hmmmmm  can anyone say why this is different   ?   Once again, I say that the true way to get a national health insurance policy supported by the Republicans would be for Obama to oppose it, because even if something is right, and clearly makes sense, if Obama or other democrats are for it, Republicans must oppose it for some reason.

Seriously...a REPUBLICAN group of legislators MANDATED a health care covenant, while on a national level, opposes anything that resembles mandate as socialism.  Really ?   Really ?  Seriously ?

Here is the Washington Post article.
 


Yooohaaa ranks the Pixar Movies
We love everything Pixas has ever put out, but how would you rank the movies in order to how much you enjoyed them ? Here is our list.

1-WALLY
2-CARS
3-UP
4-MONSTERS INC
5- FINDING NEMO
6-BUGS LIFE
7-TOY STORY
8-TOY STORY 3
9- TOY STORY 2
10-RATATOUILE
11-THE INCREDIBLES

10 facts about Rachel Weisz

1- Divorced her husband for Daniel Craig of James Bond fame
2-Born March 7 1970
3-Played Evy Carnahan-P'Connell in The Mummy & The Mummy Returns which also starred WWE Wrestling Star The Rock and Brendan Fraser
4-Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in The Constant Gardner in 2005
5-Born in Westminster, London, England
6-Will star as Libby Attenton in Dream House in 2011
7-Will Star as May in Unbound Captives in 2012
8-Attended Trinity Hall, Cambridge
9-Her sister Minnie is an artist
10-Was in Season 22 of the Simpsons -Episode How Munched is that Birdie In the Window as Dr. Thurston


YoooHaaa Presents the 15 Greatest Guitarists and Why

 

1-Jimi Hendrix - Easy to acknowledge that he re-invented guitar for all who came next

2-Stevie Ray Vaughan-technique / guru that had more talent than he knew what to with

3-Prince-is the greatest living guitarist IMHO and gets almost no love for it because he does so much else well.

4-Keith Richards -mixed rythm and lead together and made it seem easy

5-Pete Townshend-for performances and keen craft

6- Eddie Van Halen- ReReinvented guitar-I quit playing for years because I couldn't play like him

7-David Gilmour-Nobody complimented the material more

8-Neil Young -puts a music lover in heaven / music teacher in the hospital

9-Eric Clapton-blues and technique mastery-blistering speed while remaining tasteful

10-Knopfler - emerged with combination riffs that nobody had dreamed of

11-The Edge - defined the shape of U2 sound with simplicity and personae- no need to show off

12-Angus Young ...No matter what I might think of ACDC lyrical content ..the guitar always grabs me

13-Robby Krieger-Doors guitarist wrapped his improv around the singer, the songs and Ray's keyboard.

14-George Harrison who blended his work into the definitive body or work in the shortest imaginable time

15-Scotty Moore- Elvis would not have been Elvis without his sound

HM-cant stop a list at 15 with Jimi Page whom I respect but didn't move me as much as he moved others, Jerry Garcia who is responsible for a sound that almost needs it's own list, BB King--Well Well Well Lucille
& I almost HAVE to include Bruce Springsteen - SO underrated as a lead (I know I will get stink for this one)





Enjoy a few fun and wacky moments from the world of YoooHaaa

First up ..The Worlds largest Rocking Chair


Thank you Cuba Minnesota.
Tiny Elvis would say ..man that thing is huge...and even big Elvis would as well.


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Twas The Night Before Christmas Geek Speak Intelligent Masters Degree Edition

.Twas The Night Before Christmas Moms Love Edition

Twas The Night Before Christmas - Nascar Racing Lovers Edition

Twas The Night Before Christmas - Computer Programmers Edition

Twas The Night Before Star Trek Christmas

Twas The Night Before Christmas - Redneck Edition


Movie Quote from Avatar - Jake Sully

Solving The Dish Network Dish Pop Problem

Last Words Of Conan Obrien on NBC

Edward & Bella Fly

The Opening from The Stranger In Lebowski

Monologue From Nashville - Barbara Jean

2011 New Years Resololutions

Didja Know ?

Tablecloths were originally meant to serve as towels with which guests could wipe their hands and faces after dinner.

Dumbest Quotes Of the 2000's
"We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term."
Dana Perino

"I personally believe, that US Americans are unable to do so, because some people out there, in our nation, don't have that, and eh I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future... for our children."
Ms. Teen South Carolina 2007

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

"This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it."
Michele Bachmann

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears
 


Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
George W. Bush

"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]."
Glenn Beck

"Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken."
Jessica Simpson

"Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about." - To wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham.
Joe Biden

"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out." - announcing her resignation as governor.
Sarah Palin

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
Paris Hilton

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."
Rush Limbaugh

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
George W. Bush

Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes
Ted Stevens

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
Britney Spears

“They misunderestimated me”
George W. Bush

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." - unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric
Sarah Palin

"I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No." -- on lack of fiscal responsibility
Craig T. Nelson

 

The Best Quotations of Sue Sylvester, Cheerios Coach On Glee

 Showmance'

"Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching. And that includes an elementary-school production of 'Hair.'"

Preggers'

"Not everyone's going to have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. That's why I pay taxes. It keeps garbage men working so they can afford tacos. To feed their families."

'Preggers'

"And to the naysayers who say you can't strike children on their bare buttocks with a raw bamboo stick I say, 'YES WE CANE.'"

'Preggers'

"You know, there's a question I get asked a lot. Whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate or performing a citizen's arrest, people ask me, 'Sue, what's your secret?' Well, I'll tell you my secret, western Ohio. Sue Sylvester's not afraid to shake things up. You know, I'm tired of hearing people complain, 'I'm riddled with this disease!' or 'I was in that tsunami!' To them, I say 'Shake it up a bit! Get out of your box! Even if that box happens to be where you're living.' I'll often yell at homeless people. 'Hey, how's that homelessness working out for ya? Give not being homeless a try, huh?' You know something, Ohio? It's not easy breaking out of your comfort zone. People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn't have bothered in the first place, but let me tell you something. There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they're cheering for you. You do that, and someday, they will!"

'Vitamin D'

"Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice, disaster! It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver! That quiver will lose us Nationals. And without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements. And without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft. Glee Club. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers, it only comes back stronger, like some sexually-ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything, only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens. Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course it's not me. It's Will Schuester! What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? It's coming clear to me now. If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man."

Vitamin D'

"Let me be frank. Your husband is hiding his kielbasa in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you."

Throwdown'

"Santana! Wheels! Gay kid! Asian! Other Asian! Aretha! And Shaft! See, Will? I don't want to participate in any group that ignores the needs of minority students."

'Mash-up'

"I'll need to see that set list for sectionals after all. I want it on my desk warm from the laminator at 5 p.m. and if it is one minute late I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat and then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

Wheels'

"If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning."

Mattress'

"You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it."

'Sectionals'

"You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian."

'Sectionals'

"Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!"


The Glee First Season Top 25 Songs
 

No. 25 'Rehab,' Vocal Adrenaline

No. 24. 'I Wanna Sex You Up,' Acafellas

No. 23 'Sweet Caroline,' Mark Salling

No. 22 'Gold Digger,' New Directions

No. 21 'Single Ladies,' the football team

No. 20 'Halo'/'Walking on Sunshine,' New Directions (girls)

No. 19 'No Air,' New Directions

No. 18 'Keep Holding On,' New Directions

No. 17 'My Life Would Suck Without You,' New Directions

No. 16 'Bust a Move,' Matthew Morrison

No. 15 'Alone,' Kristin Chenoweth and Matt Morrison

No. 14 'True Colors,' New Directions

No. 13 'Smile' (Charlie Chaplin version), Lea Michele

No. 12 'Don't Stand So Close to Me'/'Young Girl,' Matthew Morrison

No. 11 'Proud Mary,' New Directions

No. 10 'You Can't Always Get What You Want,' New Directions

No. 9 'Maybe This Time,' Kristin Chenoweth and Lea Michele

No. 8 'Take a Bow,' Lea Michele

No. 7 'Poison,' Acafellas

No. 6 'Somebody to Love,' New Directions

No. 5 'Don't Rain on My Parade,' Lea Michele

No. 4 'Imagine,' New Directions and Haverbrook Deaf Choir

No. 3 'And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going,' Amber Riley

No.2 Defying Gravity, Chris Colfer and Lea Michele
No. 1 'Don't Stop Believing,' New Directions


 

Ann Coulter calls Representative Maxine Waters, "Very, very stupid, despite the fact that she's black, she is stupid. It is possible to be black and stupid."--
Take In More Ann Coulter Disgusting Stupidity

Disgusting Quotes Of Ann Coulter

 


Picture Of the Month

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. 
Gary Shandling

FUNN Facts
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today its known as Tennessee!

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. 


An ultimate countdown of Bruce Springsteen songs from worst to first, starting at number 200.
http://magazine.jamsbio.com/2009/07/01/no-retreat-no-surrender-the-ultimate-springsteen-countdown-the-index/

YoooHaaa.com presents ... CELEBREAVAGE  - celebrity cleavage gallery

Inclusive and ever growing gallary of cleavage from the most beautiful bust lines in the world. Scarlett Johannson, Angelina Jolie, Anna Kournikova, Ann Hathaway, Avril, Beyonce, Carmen Electra, Christina Aguilera, Danielle Lloyd, Elizabeth Hurley, Gemma Atkinson, Jennifer Aniston, Heather Locklear, Jenifer Love Hewitt, Jenny McCarthy, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil, Jessica Simpson, Kate Bosworth, Katherine McPhee from American Idol, Kim Kardashian, Katherine Heigl, Laura Prepon, Maria Carey, Marilyn Monroe, Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, Natalie Imbruglia, Oliva Munn, Rihanna, Salma Hayek, Sophie Howard, Tara Reid, Victoria Beckham




Often forwarded with a caveat that if you send it it will bring you good luck.  Truth is, the joke is so funny, people will forward it without the promise of good luck.


 

Yoohaa presents
Girls You'd Wanna
A Continuing Hall Of Fame of Girls Whose Men Will Never Need Viagra

Latest Entry Megan Fox of Transformers

Lesbian Megan Fox ?

Movie Quote of The Week



Alert:  FTC v JK Publications Checks Not a Scam
YoooHaaa.com presents ...FTC v. J K Publications Check - Not a Scam but Looks Like One


Legalize it ?

When considering the legalization of marijuana, consider these facts.

1919: United States enters prohibition era, banning alcohol.
1920-1932: United States spends enormous amounts of money and time fighting bootleggers and the rise of organized crime.
1933: United States "learns its lesson," and repeals prohibition.
1937: Four years later, United States bans marijuana.
2009: Over 20 billion dollars spent on the War on Drugs so far this year alone in the United States.

YoooHaaa.com presents ...20 Funniest Pictures and Comics of 2008

The All Puffed Up Email Forward for Thanksgiving

YoooHaaa.com presents ...Blue to the Bone...the Fan Page of Blue Odyssey Blue Band

Yes ...the band from Desperate Housewives on ABC.

Christmas Cartoons and Best Funny Pictures Of Santa And The Holidays

Wall-E Review and Notes On the Subtext within the movie

YoooHaaa.com presents Wall-E Trivia

Colbert Christmas Review - Highest Rating

One of the best Keith Olberman Rants Ever


When I'm an Old Lady Poem-For Moms and Grandmas

The Wife Who Tried Miracle Grow Joke
 

President Elect Barack Obama Speech in Chicago November 4 2008 Election Night


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