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Paul Harvey God Made A Farmer

And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said I need a caretaker- So God made a Farmer

God said I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, milk the cows, work all day in the field, milk cows again, eat supper then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board – So God made a Farmer

[I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle a calf and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild; somebody to call hogs,tame cantankerous machinery, come home hungry, have to await lunch until his wife's done feeding visiting ladies, then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon, and mean it - So God made a Farmer]

God said I need somebody willing to sit up all night with and newborn colt, and watch it die, then dry his eyes and say maybe next year. I need somebody who can shape an axe handle from a persimmon sprout, shoe a horse with a hunk of car tire, who can make a harness out of hay wire, feed sacks and shoe straps, who at planting time and harvest season will finish his forty hour week by Tuesday noon and then, paining from tractor back, will put in another 72 hours – So God made a Farmer

[God had to have somebody willing to ride the ruts at double speed to gt the hay in ahead of the rain, and yet stop in midfield and race to help when he sees first smoke from a neighbor's place - So God made a Farmer]

God said I need somebody strong enough to clear trees and heave bales, yet gentle enough to wean lambs and pigs and tend to pink combed pullets; who will stop his mower for an hour to splint the broken leg of a meadowlark. It had to be somebody who’d plow deep and straight and not cut corners;somebody to seed, seed, breed, and rake and disk and plow and plant and tie the fleece and strain the milk and replenish the self-feeder and a hard week’s work with a five-mile drive to church. Somebody who would bale a family together with the soft, strong bonds of sharing; who would laugh and then sigh, and then reply with smiling eyes when his son says he want to spend his life doing what dad does – So God made a Farmer

Funniest tweets of Lance Armstrong on Oprah

Jon Friedman ‏@friedmanjon
"Everyone's getting a biiiiiiiiiicycllllle!!!" Oprah, soon

Michael Ian Black ‏@michaelianblack
"I'm not the most believable guy in the world right now," Lance Armstrong. Not said: "Or ever again."

Eric Stangel ‏@EricStangel
Lance, did you ever snort Gold Bond medicated powder?

Seth Meyers ‏@sethmeyers21
Say what you will, he's still the Lance Armstrong of dickheads.

Neal Brennan ‏@nealbrennan
My dog just took a major Lance Armstrong.
Lance Armstrong tests positive for phony contrition.

THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE !
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" To which he responded: "'I found the remote!

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The Wisdom of Hushpuppy
Beasts Of The Southern Wild

1- Sometimes you can break something so bad, that it can't get put back together.
2- The whole universe depends on everything fitting together just right. If one piece busts, even the smallest piece... the whole universe will get busted.
3- I see that I am a little piece of a big, big universe, and that makes it right.
4- Strong animals know when your hearts are weak.
5- Everybody loses the thing that made them. It's even how it's supposed to be in nature. The brave men stay and watch it happen, they don't run.
6-When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces.
7-They think we're all gonna drown down here. But we ain't going nowhere.
8-The Bathtub has more holidays than the whole rest of the world.
9- In a million years, when kids go to school, they gonna know: Once there was a Hushpuppy, and she lived with her daddy in The Bathtub.

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The Constitution Starts With We
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The Mayonaise Jar Philosophy
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and two cups of coffee.

"It's impossible said pride. It's risky said experience. It's pointless said reason. Give it a try whispered the heart.”

12-Angus Young ...No matter what I might think of ACDC lyrical content ..the guitar always grabs me

13-Robby Krieger-Doors guitarist wrapped his improv around the singer, the songs and Ray's keyboard.

14-George Harrison who blended his work into the definitive body or work in the shortest imaginable time

15-Scotty Moore- Elvis would not have been Elvis without his sound

HM-cant stop a list at 15 with Jimi Page whom I respect but didn't move me as much as he moved others, Jerry Garcia who is responsible for a sound that almost needs it's own list, BB King--Well Well Well Lucille
& I almost HAVE to include Bruce Springsteen - SO underrated as a lead (I know I will get stink for this one)

Ann Coulter calls Representative Maxine Waters, "Very, very stupid, despite the fact that she's black, she is stupid. It is possible to be black and stupid."--
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Obama--the Experience Thing I mean..the guy was in the senate 143 days before declaring he should be leader of the free world.

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The Constitution Starts With We
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