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With your permission, I will speak now. You would honor me by translating. The Sky People have sent us a message... That they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you... You tell the other clans to come. Tell them Toruk Makto calls to them! You fly now, with me! My brothers! Sisters! And we will show the Sky People... That they can not take whatever they want! And that this... this is our land!
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Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants..
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree...
Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything..
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35.. However good or bad a situation is, it will change..
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37.. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
20 New Year Resolutions
Dr. Frank Lipman, Integrative Physician 1. More Real Food, Less "Food-like Substances",
2. More Fruit and Vegetables, Less Sugar, Wheat & Corn
3. More Organic, Less Toxic
4. More Chewing, Less Eating
5. More Water, Less Soda
6. More Recycling, Less Waste
7. More Walking, Less Driving
8. More Exercising, Less Watching TV
9. More Outdoors, Less Indoors
10. More Sleep, Less Worry
11. More Calm, Less Chaos
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14. More Smiles, Less Anger
15. More Love, Less Hatred
16. More Play, Less Serious
17. More Letting Go, Less Holding On
18. More Forgiving, Less Blaming
19. More Generosity, Less Greed
20. More Ubuntu*, Less Me!
*"A person with Ubuntu is open and available to others, affirming of
others, does not feel threatened that others are able and good, for he
or she has a proper self-assurance that comes from knowing that he or
she belongs in a greater whole and is diminished when others are
humiliated or diminished, when others are tortured or oppressed.*
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"We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President
Bush's term."
Dana Perino
"I personally believe, that US Americans are unable to do so, because
some people out there, in our nation, don't have that, and eh I believe
that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq,
everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education
over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa,
and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to
build up our future... for our children."
Ms. Teen South Carolina 2007
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a
woman.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
"This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever.
Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that
K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is
normal, natural and perhaps they should try it."
Michele Bachmann
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears
Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs
aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
George W. Bush
"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It
is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is
globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what
Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global
warming bandwagon [are doing]."
Glenn Beck
"Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it
says chicken."
Jessica Simpson
"Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em
see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about." - To
wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham.
Joe Biden
"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down,
plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but
that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out." -
announcing her resignation as governor.
Sarah Palin
"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry,
no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
Paris Hilton
"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care
system."
Rush Limbaugh
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in
Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me —
you can't get fooled again."
George W. Bush
Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera
"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not
a big truck. It's a series of tubes
Ted Stevens
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like
eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
Britney Spears
“They misunderestimated me”
George W. Bush
"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these
years." - unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads,
interview with Katie Couric
Sarah Palin
"I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No."
-- on lack of fiscal responsibility
Craig T. Nelson
The Best Quotations of Sue Sylvester, the Bitch
Cheerios Coach On Glee
Showmance'
"Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching. And that includes an elementary-school production of 'Hair.'"
Preggers'
"Not everyone's going to have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. That's why I pay taxes. It keeps garbage men working so they can afford tacos. To feed their families."
'Preggers'
"And to the naysayers who say you can't strike children on their bare buttocks with a raw bamboo stick I say, 'YES WE CANE.'"
'Preggers'
"You know, there's a question I get asked a lot. Whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate or performing a citizen's arrest, people ask me, 'Sue, what's your secret?' Well, I'll tell you my secret, western Ohio. Sue Sylvester's not afraid to shake things up. You know, I'm tired of hearing people complain, 'I'm riddled with this disease!' or 'I was in that tsunami!' To them, I say 'Shake it up a bit! Get out of your box! Even if that box happens to be where you're living.' I'll often yell at homeless people. 'Hey, how's that homelessness working out for ya? Give not being homeless a try, huh?' You know something, Ohio? It's not easy breaking out of your comfort zone. People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn't have bothered in the first place, but let me tell you something. There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they're cheering for you. You do that, and someday, they will!"
'Vitamin D'
"Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice, disaster! It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver! That quiver will lose us Nationals. And without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements. And without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft. Glee Club. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers, it only comes back stronger, like some sexually-ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything, only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens. Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course it's not me. It's Will Schuester! What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? It's coming clear to me now. If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man."
Vitamin D'
"Let me be frank. Your husband is hiding his kielbasa in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you."
Throwdown'
"Santana! Wheels! Gay kid! Asian! Other Asian! Aretha! And Shaft! See, Will? I don't want to participate in any group that ignores the needs of minority students."
'Mash-up'
"I'll need to see that set list for sectionals after all. I want it on my desk warm from the laminator at 5 p.m. and if it is one minute late I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat and then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
Wheels'
"If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning."
Mattress'
"You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it."
'Sectionals'
"You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian."
'Sectionals'
"Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!"
The Glee First Season Top 25 Songs
No. 25 'Rehab,' Vocal Adrenaline
No. 24. 'I Wanna Sex You Up,' Acafellas
No. 23 'Sweet Caroline,' Mark Salling
No. 22 'Gold Digger,' New Directions
No. 21 'Single Ladies,' the football team
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No. 19 'No Air,' New Directions
No. 18 'Keep Holding On,' New Directions
No. 17 'My Life Would Suck Without You,' New Directions
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When considering the legalization of marijuana,
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1919: United States enters prohibition era, banning alcohol.
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1937: Four years later, United States bans marijuana.
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Abraham Lincoln
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