Yooohaaa is designed as a little bit about
Harvey God Made A Farmer
And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned
paradise and said I need a caretaker- So God made a Farmer
God said I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, milk the
cows, work all day in the field, milk cows again, eat supper then go to
town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board – So God
made a Farmer
[I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle a calf and yet
gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild; somebody to call hogs,tame
cantankerous machinery, come home hungry, have to await lunch until his
wife's done feeding visiting ladies, then tell the ladies to be sure and
come back real soon, and mean it - So God made a Farmer]
God said I need somebody willing to sit up all night with and newborn
colt, and watch it die, then dry his eyes and say maybe next year. I
need somebody who can shape an axe handle from a persimmon sprout, shoe
a horse with a hunk of car tire, who can make a harness out of hay wire,
feed sacks and shoe straps, who at planting time and harvest season will
finish his forty hour week by Tuesday noon and then, paining from
tractor back, will put in another 72 hours – So God made a Farmer
[God had to have somebody willing to ride the ruts at double speed to
gt the hay in ahead of the rain, and yet stop in midfield and race to
help when he sees first smoke from a neighbor's place - So God made a
God said I need somebody strong enough to clear trees and heave
bales, yet gentle enough to wean lambs and pigs and tend to pink combed
pullets; who will stop his mower for an hour to splint the broken leg of
a meadowlark. It had to be somebody who’d plow deep and straight and not
cut corners;somebody to seed, seed, breed, and rake and disk and plow
and plant and tie the fleece and strain the milk and replenish the
self-feeder and a hard week’s work with a five-mile drive to church.
Somebody who would bale a family together with the soft, strong bonds of
sharing; who would laugh and then sigh, and then reply with smiling eyes
when his son says he want to spend his life doing what dad does – So God
made a Farmer
Funniest tweets of Lance Armstrong on
"Everyone's getting a biiiiiiiiiicycllllle!!!" Oprah, soon
Michael Ian Black
"I'm not the most believable guy in the world right now," Lance
Armstrong. Not said: "Or ever again."
Lance, did you ever snort Gold Bond medicated powder?
Say what you will, he's still the Lance Armstrong of dickheads.
My dog just took a major Lance Armstrong.
Lance Armstrong tests positive for phony contrition.
THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE !
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he
hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at
her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then
caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping
just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left
inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and
down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just
at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on
her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, "Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" To which he
responded: "'I found the remote!
The Wisdom of Hushpuppy
Beasts Of The Southern Wild
1- Sometimes you can break something so bad, that it can't get
put back together.
2- The whole universe depends on everything fitting together just right.
If one piece busts, even the smallest piece... the whole universe will
3- I see that I am a little piece of a big, big universe, and that
makes it right.
4- Strong animals know when your hearts are weak.
5- Everybody loses the thing that made them. It's even how it's supposed
to be in nature. The brave men stay and watch it happen, they don't run.
6-When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me
flying around in invisible pieces.
7-They think we're all gonna drown down here. But we ain't going
8-The Bathtub has more holidays than the whole rest of the world.
9- In a million years, when kids go to school, they gonna know: Once
there was a Hushpuppy, and she lived with her daddy in The Bathtub.
Oz solution for everyday energy and a sexual boost as well.
May you be blessed with color and beauty ...and here is a page of images
of beauty for anyone to admire
YoooHaaa Presents the 15 Greatest Guitarists and Why
1-Jimi Hendrix - Easy to acknowledge that he re-invented
guitar for all who came next
2-Stevie Ray Vaughan-technique / guru that had more talent than he
knew what to with
the greatest living guitarist IMHO and gets almost no love for it
because he does so much else well.
4-Keith Richards -mixed rythm and lead together and made it seem easy
5-Pete Townshend-for performances and keen craft
6- Eddie Van Halen- ReReinvented guitar-I quit playing for years because
I couldn't play like him
7-David Gilmour-Nobody complimented the material more
8-Neil Young -puts a music lover in heaven / music teacher in the
9-Eric Clapton-blues and technique mastery-blistering speed while
10-Knopfler - emerged with combination riffs that nobody had dreamed
11-The Edge - defined the shape of U2 sound with simplicity and
personae- no need to show off
12-Angus Young ...No matter what I might think of ACDC lyrical
content ..the guitar always grabs me
13-Robby Krieger-Doors guitarist wrapped his improv around the singer,
the songs and Ray's keyboard.
14-George Harrison who blended his work into the definitive body or work
in the shortest imaginable time
15-Scotty Moore- Elvis would not have been Elvis without his sound
HM-cant stop a list at 15 with Jimi Page whom I respect but didn't move
me as much as he moved others, Jerry Garcia who is responsible for a
sound that almost needs it's own list, BB King--Well Well Well Lucille
& I almost HAVE to include Bruce Springsteen - SO underrated as a lead
(I know I will get stink for this one)
Coulter calls Representative Maxine Waters, "Very, very stupid, despite the fact
that she's black, she is stupid. It is possible to be black and stupid."--
Take In More Ann Coulter Disgusting Stupidity
Inclusive and ever growing gallary of cleavage from the most
beautiful bust lines in the world. Scarlett Johannson, Angelina Jolie,
Anna Kournikova, Ann Hathaway, Avril, Beyonce, Carmen Electra, Christina
Aguilera, Danielle Lloyd, Elizabeth Hurley, Gemma Atkinson, Jennifer
Aniston, Heather Locklear, Jenifer Love Hewitt, Jenny McCarthy, Halle
Berry, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil, Jessica Simpson, Kate Bosworth,
Katherine McPhee from American Idol, Kim Kardashian, Katherine Heigl,
Laura Prepon, Maria Carey, Marilyn Monroe, Marisa Miller, Megan Fox,
Natalie Imbruglia, Oliva Munn, Rihanna, Salma Hayek, Sophie Howard, Tara
Reid, Victoria Beckham
Yoohaa presents Girls You'd Wanna
A Continuing Hall Of Fame of Girls Whose Men Will Never Need Viagra