Dumbest Quotes Of the 2000's
"We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term."
Dana Perino

"I personally believe, that US Americans are unable to do so, because some people out there, in our nation, don't have that, and eh I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future... for our children."
Ms. Teen South Carolina 2007

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

"This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it."
Michele Bachmann

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears
 

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
George W. Bush

"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]."
Glenn Beck

"Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken."
Jessica Simpson

"Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about." - To wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham.
Joe Biden

"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out." - announcing her resignation as governor.
Sarah Palin

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
Paris Hilton

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."
Rush Limbaugh

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
George W. Bush

Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes
Ted Stevens

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
Britney Spears

“They misunderestimated me”
George W. Bush

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." - unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric
Sarah Palin

"I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No." -- on lack of fiscal responsibility
Craig T. Nelson