''Well, we did it, but if you want my professional opinion, that boy gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.'' 
U-TURN'S HO, AFTER FORCING SANJAY (MAULIK PANCHOLY), A GAY MAN, TO HAVE SEX, ON WEEDS

''I don't wanna party like it's my birthday. I wanna sell my house.'' 
JEFF LEWIS, AFTER DISCOVERING THAT HIS STAFF HAD SWITCHED HIS MELLOW ''OPEN HOUSE'' MUSIC FOR 50 CENT, ON FLIPPING OUT

''I wouldn't be me if I didn't tell you the truth!'' 
STAR JONES REYNOLDS ON DAY ONE OF STAR JONES

''White guys aren't attracted to me. I think my booty's too intimidating or something.'' 
FLIRT! COSMETICS ASSISTANT JANJAY ON THE FASHIONISTA DIARIES