FOOTBALL SAYINGS

 

 

At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."
Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.


"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal.  Nevertheless, Beat Texas ."
Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.


"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State


"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the on e who dropped it."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas


"When you win, nothing hurts."
Joe Namath / Alabama


"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas


"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"
Bear Bryant / Alabama


"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame


"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
Woody Hayes / Ohio State


"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
Bob Devaney / Nebraska


"In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." 
Wally Butts / Georgia


"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life."  Paul Dietzel / LSU


"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class."
 Bear Bryant / Alabama


When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world.  "No, but you can see it from here."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas


"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game."
Bear Bryant / Alabama


"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line."
Matty Bell / SMU


"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame


"I never graduated from Iowa , but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."
Alex Karras / Iowa


"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor."
Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee


"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State


"Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David. "
 Shug Jordan / Auburn


"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas


"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"They whipped us like a tied up goat."
 Spike Dykes / Texas Tech


"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the TexasLonghorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said:  "Well,Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good."
Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State


"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State


"Football is not a contact sport-it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State


After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team: "All those who need showers, take them."
John McKay / USC


"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education."
Murray Warmath / Minnesota


"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.
To be a back, you only have to be dumb."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"Oh,we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech


"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."
Darrell Royal / Texas


"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay / USC


"Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad. 

Darrell Royal / University of Texas


"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football"
John Heisman