The next morning the husband took a pair of
underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is
this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'Mary'.... he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why
did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum
powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!